Thursday, January 28, 2010

Begini akibatnya kalo internet jadi kiblat


Ada yang komplen kalo blog gua ga bisa di baca khalayak asing fellas!!
Gua juga ngga bisa ngeles, emang gitu ala kadarnya…
Tapi gua menawarkan solusi yang cukup bisa di banggakan yaitu GOOGLE TRANSLATE! Konon katanya sub situs google ini ajiib betul kawan kawan… kalo ada bahasa aneh macem Korean dan Japanese yang susah bener kita baca, tinggal kopas aja. Beres!

Maka gua coba lah :D
Dan ini adalah cuplikan dari beberapa blog gua setelah dinyatakan murtad oleh google!
"cave days this time begun Rich. Ga wake up and hold a shower also forgot to brush his teeth ... abis aja pull it straight out hahahaha. (who commented dirty cave, smoga kecebur sewer) well that's not the point, today has to do the same ga cave bath what guns. Agenda cave was fairly heavy today, knowing celebrity obsession is a snap, taste mah busy themselves when autism.

Back to the story!

Gua udah yesterday complained of the cave cracked lips cracked. Rich caves need to buy lip gloss lipbalm ato. The last time the cave was bought two taun lipbalm ago, and now the smell of stale've lipbalmnya tai * censor *. So by giving money mamah, the cave went to Dokki district authority SIC children gaulnya online now deh so kaga never plasticity stem-idungnya hahaha ckck children today."

(adegan pertama di One Fine Day : I AM RANDOM)

LANJUT!!!

" Yailah bu, forcing bener .. the guns busload gini clay. Selfish really want to sit still arbitrary.Sitting right kesian. cave turns to Hb. He shook his head've kpala. The mother was tetep forced entry. With 'friendly' Hb thrown into the back. The body of information segede gede aja trus bajay forced entry. Sampe front face of the cave. The cave was silent, ngalangin. Kalo nasip same cave disamain Hb can tepar cave. then with a sudden setrategi, cave smile. Sweet as honey.

The mother's smile grew ngliat crazy cave. On appeal trus shoulder as he passed the cave next to the cave. Cave Kejepit! Among the iron bench ama mother agency is a soft mushy gimana gitu (haha sorry it should be in the sensor), the sensation FAR FROM SATISFACTORY!! The first forced into his stomach, Kejepit cave behind him. People who sit in the back of the cave cave * ngedorong ass who've pointed pointed to his face * and the cave what guns can do.Resigned aja lah. And the mother was also passed safely. Gua ngga Nasip clear.

Guns long after that, replacing the mother's stern, there was an old Kake Kake who stood beside the cave. Hb farther back. The atmosphere was hot sesek make. Nyari breath aja susah.Travel've passed half. Suddenly the cave's bottom ngrasa there grepe cave. Cave SIYOK!! Cave clay ... er the old old Kake grepe grepe pake kelabing ass cave!"

(paragraf 5 di One Fine Day, Part III, adegan dimana gua di zalimi di bus)


CKCKCK begini nih kerjaan paman gugel… bisa salah kiblat yang baca hahaha
Udah ah dua aja yg gua posting.. ngebuka aib sendiri itu ngga baik. Gua juga punya IMAGE YANG KUDU DIJAGA. Itu juga kalo masih ada haha

See ya later fellas!



Thursday, January 21, 2010

One Fine Day: I AM RANDOM


Finally this day has come for me…
hari ini officially gua sebut HARI DIPSHIT SEDUNIA!! Lets begin the story then…
EPISODE I
hari gua kali ini dimulai kaya biasa. Bangun tidur ga terus mandi juga lupa menggosok gigi … abis itu langsung aja cabut ke luar hahahaha. (yang komen gua jorok, smoga kecebur comberan) well that's not the point, hari ini ga ada hubungannya sama gua mandi apa ngga. Agenda gua hari ini cukup padat, maklum lah obsesi selebriti dadakan, berasa sibuk sendiri padahal mah autis.
Back to the story!
Gua udah ngeluh dari kemaren bibir gua pecah pecah. Kayanya gua perlu beli lipgloss ato lipbalm. Terakhir kali gua beli lipbalm itu dua taun lalu, dan sekarang lipbalmnya udah basi bau tai *sensor*. Maka dengan uang pemberian mamah, gua pergi ke Dokki daerahnya kekuasaannya anak SIC yang sekarang gaulnya online mulu jadi kaga pernah keliatan batang idungnya hahaha –ckck anak jaman sekarang.
Jalanan kaya biasa macet, dua jam berdiri di bus bisa bikin otak gua mimisan. Jam tiga lewat gua baru sampe di tempat kursus. Oh hari ini jadwal pertama gua show di tempat kursus fellas. Biasalah DEBUT, jadi gua musti SHOW MY FACE haha (I know pathetic joke). Abis ngambil paper, langsung cabut hunting mouthspray (inget gua blom sikat gigi). Masuk ke satu apotik *dilarangsebutmerek*, di situ gua tau dia pasti jual mouthspray.
Gua: bang ada mothspray kaga?
Abang: oh tentu saja ada anak muda, nih!!!
Gua: …..
Gua: LUKIRAAAA GUA "MOTH" BENERAN DIKASIH BAYGON SPRAY!!!! MANYUN LU!!!
(adegan diatas hanya fiktif belaka, I wish this is real haha) *icebreaking*
Setelah tanya tanya ada mouthspray ada apa ngga, which is jawabannya ngga ada (tapi gua bener bener liat banyak botol baygon) gua memutuskan buat beli lipgloss. Cari cari cari cari. DAPET!
Dari beberapa seri rasa buah dan rasa ga jelas lainnya seperti bunga matahari dan madu (lukira gua serangga). Jatuh pilihan gua ke rasa cherry. No particular reason, warna casenya merah, baunya sweet, rasanya juga ada. So here I go, gua test drive!
Not bad fellas … until I see my self in the mirror one hour after
SIHIT!! SO FOR THIS PAST HOUR, I'VE BEEN WALKING ON THE STREET WITH A RED LIPSTICK, KUMIS and BREWOK!!! Ooohhhh So long my manly youth …
EPISODE II
Saat ini gua lagi di tengah tengah rapat AIESEC. Bentar lagi ada pemilihan MCP, so I need to go thru a lil make sure scenario of "Understanding Election".
Well sampe akhirnya boss ER gua nanya progress market research yang harusnya udah gua lakuin dari dulu dulu. Gua kejebak di situasi dimana gua ga boleh boong dan ga enak karena ga ngerjain PR. So I did say im not even started yet, and she kinda exploded hahaha.
Sorry boss…
Tapi! Ada tapinya…
Ternyata partner gua did her homework, dan dia ga nge bantu gua sama sekali. Now what I got is MORE FLAME COMIN THRU MY BOSS'S MOUTH
And she said :
"HEY BOY, SHE DID A BETTER JOB THAN YOU… WHY DON'T YOU BRING THE COMPETITION BACK?"
Ahaha im in a real dipshit. Boss gua mau gua go all out sama cewe! Well I have my pride!! U want competition? I'd rather working along with you …
Dan ini lah saat saat dimana gua paling ga suka kalo gua harus lawan cewe…
Malemnya,
Ada temen gua yang minta gua tell a bedtime story (yeah it's a she) maka gua ceritalah walau gua lagi bad mood… tapi di tengah tengah cerita si anak ini malah BRB ga balik lagi!!
Haish!! girls don't know how to stop do they!!


EPILOGUE
530 in the morning, morning sickness gua makin kronis. Its time to go fellas
Till u see me (or read me) later J


PS: I used to understand what a girl wants … nowi feel like a middle-age divorced man with a son, pathetic and desperate…
Yeah, I feel u man haha…

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

4 AM confession


Ah its 3.51 AM in the morning

How im wondering I should be sleeping right now, but im wide awake
What am I doing actually?
One minute passed that fast when I am thinking
3.52 AM hmmm

I wanna see my families…
Its not that I missed them, but its just really comforting to know they are well when I sucked
3.54 AM now

I reaally got a bad feeling about the future …
Not in the far future, but near future
With every breath I take bring my closer to it
3.57 AM in the morning

Alone sucks right? I asked to myself this question this time
But I have people besides me, why they do not seems as a friend at all
Don't they see me as one?
3.59 AM in the morning

Its one minute closer to what I've been waiting for
What is it actually that I have been waiting for?
finally its 4 AM

How I wish something big happening this time, but nothing happened…
My hand's shaken, my mind's broken
Now I know how it feels to be played tricks by your own mind…

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Posting taun baru lalu


Guys and fellas…
Taun baru ini gua ga sempet bikin posting. Gua ga sempet ngupload foto2 trip gua ke redsea juga disini. Ga sempet liat fireworks dimana mana. Serba ga sempet. Padahal kalo di bilang sibuk mah gua malah kaya oarang gada kerjaan haha.
Maka dari itu di kesempatan kali ini… jreng jreng! Happy new year fellas!
Haha basi banget ya telat 4 hari.
Setelah blog walking hari ini dan gua liat hampir semua blog punya new year's eve post. Gua sirik juga lah. Gua juga ga boleh dong ketinggalan, better late than nothing…
  • Harapan gua di taun ini ngga ada yg menarik, my life turns out to be fine this time. Hope it will continue
  • Well taun lalu adalah semester paling kacau yg pernah gua alamin. Dan seminggu kedepan nasip gua di tentuin sama final exam semester tiga
  • Gua pasti ngupload foto2 trip gua disini [harus bisa]
  • Dan gua bakal sering sering ngupdate blog [ini juga harus bisa]
  • Join radio ppi dunia
Well that's it fellas.. im gonna go now.. not enough time I got these days
later